Sunday, February 27, 2011

FIREFLIES~

"THANK YOU everyone for making my day such a blessed"..
2 le ungkapan yang buntal rase mase tengok kunang2 kat Kuala Selangor, 26 Febuari 2011 ari sabtu smalam.. ingatkan lepas balek je dr tgk kunang2 tros nak update blog, tub2 x pasan plak buntal ngadap lappy sampai pagi sebab penat sangat!.LOLssss. 
OK, kesahnye macm ni..pada awalnye, buntal x HENGEN pon nak pegi sbab MALAS. plus, program ni under KELAB RAKAN MUDE kolej. nak2 buntal bukannye ahli kelab-->>> rase sogan pon ade gak! tapi sebabkan desakan diri n member2 sekeliling akhirnya buntal GAGAHkan diri nak pegi. PADA awalnye, memang buntal cadangnye nk balek uma. WELL, everyting changes and that becoz of the "FIREFLIES"..lolssss. 
Nahh, i wouldn't blame the fireflies & Y WOULD I???  


10.30am: buntal, syafik kechik,wana,rab and ros bejalan kaki ke fac (faculty) sebab>JANGAN HARAP ARI SABTU DE BAS p fac!. so kami bjalan sambil nyanyi lagu DO RE MI.. a little bit snapped of photo shots. LOLss..kami berjalan dengan penuh riang & gembire. sampaila si wana tersungkur sebab terlanggar BATU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA..pelawok..pelawok..pelawok..


11.45am (kot): kami smpai kat fac.2 pon lepas breaK da fast la. wana makan 3 keping roti sardin! FUYOOOOO..mantap ar minah ni. ak & da rest just minom air suam jek..LOLssss. Lepas je tman wana makan kami pon berangkat. sampai je fac, tugasan pertama yg SEYEZ BRUTALLY CHALLENGING: balot hamper ngan plastik KAK LIMAH BALIK PASAR! tapi xpe...sume 2 kami serahkan kat ADAWIYAH n ROS MARAISA. depa ni klu bab sarong menyarong no 2!!! haaaaa, btape canggihnya rekaan hamper drg, hanya wana je tau! 


1.30pm: berjam2 tunggu, semate2 nk menunggu member BANGI.. adusssss.. KAMI NAEK BUS,  berkenalan ngan RAMAH kat drg.. NAK tnjokkan KTSN IS DA BEST PENGAMPU!! hahaha.. tp drg pon layan jek dak KTSN.. WANA starts dulu.. kami dak KTSN pon follow up je.. hehehehe. --->>> DALAM bus, kami pon nyanyi sekali lagi..KALI NI nyanyi lagu RAMLAH RAM..Kak melah TUUUU!! lagu KETENTUAN~ pergh! siap berliplap baju masing2. x sangke plak drg bwk bju kak melah. TAHNIAH LA KAT PENGARAH sebab suroh drg bawak baju kak melah. PLAN baekkkkk!!! siap de pertandingan karaoke lagi dlm bus..WANA JOHAN!!!!! wau..FANTASTIKKKK...


2.45am: kami tiba di KUALA selangor. lepas solat FARDHU ZUHUR.. buntal, syafik kechik,shafik berahmat n PAK DI & mr faisal p makan CENDOL..cendol kuala selangor..CENDOL DIE....PEEEEHHH.. hampeh...x da raso. x lawan cendol NEGERI buntal.. "pengarah kate kol 3.30 naek bus balek"..so, sblom 2 kami pon p shopping kat GIANT, CAREFOUR, ha siap makan wendys lagi.. PERCUTIAN YG MEMPERSONAKAN!!!!   "OITT..da pkol 3.30pm ni..cecepat naek bus! kang hilang kene culekk" kate PAK DI kepada yg laen.


3.30pm:HAMpeh.. destinasi pertama ( taman ALAM kuala selangor). rupenye, tempat 2 blakang kedai cendol kami pegi td.. klu tau, xyah sesebok naek bus reramai..


4.00pm (kot): pilih GROUP, games 4 checkpoint...& we're DONE.. (BYE taman alam)


7.00pm: sampai kat KUALA SELANGOR..(aik???) ntahla..buntal x tau name die..tapi tau daerahnye kat mane..iaitu kuala selangor. lepas solat maghrib yang berimamkan pengarah (SYAMIL) kat masjid jamek diorang, kami tros berkejaran ke tempat KUNANG-KUNANG diwartakan.. 1 bot = 4 orang = rm40 = diskaun = dapat balek rm5 = makan KFC. ????lolssssss


" SUBHANALLAH, CANTIK CIPTAAN-MU..kali pertama buntal tgok KELIP2 = KUNAG2 = FIREFLIES. sungguh santek.. buntal terkesima & terdiam dlm boat..( takot tenggelam)!! hehehe .TP DE LIVE JACKET KAN?? walaupon x bape nk fit, buntal MUAT pakai! free size lagi..hahaha.. pak cik yg bawak sampan 2 memang canggih ar! sebelom buntal lupe, buntal 1 sampan ngan ROS MARISA, ADAWIYAH N MR FAISAL.. drg ni BAGOS!!! TANYE macam2 kat pak cik 2.. yg buntal ni plak diam je. sebab taksub ngan kecantikan mlm 2( takot sampan goyang sebenarnye) TAPI pe2 pon, buntal berjaya menjaga 2 org anak dare orang ni ngan penoh RASE HERO nye...hehehe...


ALA, PASAL BGAMBO NGAN SITI NURHALIZA 2, xyah la buntal cite... t buntal upload kat FB ye.. xtau la, asal blog buntal xley upload pics..huhuhu.. TAPI , SITI memang santekkk.. die wat demosntrasi pakai   prduk SIMPLY SITI kat jeti.. ADEKE??? HARUS KE??? xpela..yg penting kami dapat bergambo ngan drg..WAU!!! alif satar seyez jeles...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


BYAK LAGI KLU buntal nk cite..tapi, bio la sume 2 kat pale otak buntal sendiri.. XKAN SUME BENDE NK CECITE???? 


pe2 pon, rasaila sendiri pengalaman ni...buntal da cecite, ANDA???


P/S: hargaila simply siti..


"SUBHANALLAH, THAT WAS THE MOST MEMORABLE THINGS I'VE EVER HAD" THANK YOU ALLAH...

Thursday, February 24, 2011



HI BLOGGERS, ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I KEPT HIDING MY BLOG TO THE VIEWERS. SO, I DECIDED TO SHARE A LITTLE BIT FUNNY STUFFS AS A BEGINNER. WELL, I CURRENTLY ADDICT TO JOKE. ANY JOKES! BUT THE MOST LIKELY JOKES ARE THE MEDICAL JOKES..IT'S NOT  THAT I'M A DOC WANNABE, BUT IT'S A MATTER OF FACT; I'M IN A SCIENCE STREAM.. THAT'S WHY I LOVE THE JOKES SO MUCH..SO, TO THE VIEWERS...PLZ HELP YOURSELF WHILE READING IT.. I MUST SAY,MAYBE IT'S A "READING JOKES" NEXT TIME..LOL!!





The bad and the worse news

A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.

Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.

Man: Well, give me the really bad news first.

Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.

Man: And the bad news?

Doctor: You have Alzheimer's disease.

Man: That's great. I was afraid I had cancer!





I've got good and bad

This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

Patient:     Well, give me the bad news first.

Doctor:     You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.

Patient:     That's terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you     probably tell me, after this?

Doctor:     You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you





My wife is beating me

David: My wife beats me, doctor.

Doctor: Oh dear. How often?

David: Every time we play Scrabble!







We are the best of friends

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change."











Does it hurt when you do this?

Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?

Patient: Yes.

Doctor: Well, don't do that.







You're in great health

Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, what did I tell you.









Driving exams worry me

Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!

Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass eventually.

Liz: I'm the examiner!







Problems remembering

Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!

Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?

Patient: What problem?

A variation

Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?

Patient: What pills?







Doctor, should I file my nails?

Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?

Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.









I would like to havea second opinion

A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.

Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.

Patient: I wanna second opinion.

Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.







Put me into a fighting mood

Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription?

Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill.







What should I do then?

Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?

Doctor: Sell!







We need to help these people

A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.

Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!

Nurse: What is it?

Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!







I have good news and bad news

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.